They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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