if you like me you must not know who I am
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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