big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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