i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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