so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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