i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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