I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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