capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Brb crying the tears of my youth
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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