question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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