I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Damn victory sex feels great
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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