I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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