Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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