Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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