hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
she peed on how many people?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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