if i can run in heels then i can drive
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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