if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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