im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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