i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
We are two peas in an std pod
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Randomize
