Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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