ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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