I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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