yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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