i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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