The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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