O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
