is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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