Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
All I want is dick and wine.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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