the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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