he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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