So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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