so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
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