marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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