just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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