He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I am one with the molecules
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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