you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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