i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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