I saw his package. It spoke to me.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
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