Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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