I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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