brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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