I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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