nutella sex= disaster
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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