you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Randomize
