ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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