ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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