She's JV to your varsity
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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