Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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