I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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