first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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