whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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