Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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