just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Buhtt sex?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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